chitionary

kevin: roner is a faggot!
*chichi looking puzzled*
chichi: ano na ang faggot?
martin: agi.

~after 2 minutes.
martin: ano ang maggot?
*pause*
chichi: lesbian!
*martin =))-ing*

the chitionary:

• faggot (n.) - father goat
• maggot (n.) - mother goat
• caucasian (n.) - a stereotypical name given to a group of people surrounding "kokey" (latin caucey)
• decaffeinated (v.) - "wala kapangapi"
• physician (n.) - a student who loves physics
• air-con (n.) - "mahangin na college of nursing", e.g. Because of the students' intolerance to the heat, the college installed an air-con.
• protestant (n.) - a protesting individual
• interracial (v.) - being within or in a process of racing
• occasion (n.) - a festival celebrated in honor to "Ukay-Ukay"
• bestseller (n.) - an entrepreneur who sells "bests"

..kagagahan ni chichi. XD