unintentional humor

ka-funny kay sir mcdo ah. chukuliht. that's all :))

i advise, most of the time

dearest martin,
may ara ako gwapo nga crush. as in patay luyag ko sa iya, teh gin lagas-lagas ko na lang sya kay desperada na gid ako. mapasugot lang sya nga maging kami kun hatag ko ang you know sa iya. galing love ko gid sya, pero dapat i give up ko gid si chastity even before marriage?
-desperate housegirl

desperate housegirl, if that's your real name, dapat mangkutuon mo anay imu sarili ngaa nag email ka sa akun nga indi man ta kilalahay. but, anywho, im willing to share a few thoughts about your provocative fantasies. simple, just do it. since you've already cornered him into making the poor bastard as your fiancee, i wouldnt be surprised to know that alpot is your middle name. but to become a fulfilling alpot takes precious time, effort and a lot of cash. and brains, too -- but fear not, most alpots dont mind to be smart. here's a little tip though in case you're missing some neurons: be a hundred percent sure that you'll get pregnant afterwards -- its the classiest&oldest trick in the alpot book. i hope my words of alpotness have rendered a bit of aid in your dilemma. good luck! ;]

ella, ella

since the weather's such a poop lately, im having a hard time relating my feelings with my umbrella. after a terrifying encounter with mother nature wherein jm and i had to force our way going to roest with our umbrellas angled nearly 90degress horizontally against the raging rain, i just realized that my payong is soo lame. lucky though that i was able to survive and reach home not looking like a wet innocent monkey. if frank were to revisit again, my built-for-one umbrella wouldnt stand a chance. plus the fact ive wasted cash on it just makes me all the more sad and guilty for being broke the moment i bought the evil umbrella of hell. &to make things worse: not only will i be a wet monkey :) for the next few days, but a broke&silly one too. enough about ranting about my umbrella. ;]

on the evil-er side of the world, i really hate someone in our class today. and "her" name is IPIS. >:[ thats it. i just hate her. bitchy much, and no, i wont talk to you ever. and to think that the other guy your attached to was the whore-ribble one.

..and i still find it awkward to have new classmates. lost, really. but i did enjoy the sex education-inspired debate. ;] i hope to get along with some people soooon.

first

...it`s really not the same.
first day was okayy. thats it. just okay.
maybe people in ii-a are just too shy, but im still eager to know, hopefully, who's the langka-lankaons in our section. haha. but no one -- maybe, ever, i believe -- can really outdo the charm of THE kevin lagtapon. xD i guess i'll just have to be contented of the effort i did to make new friends (it was nice meeting you kai ;> ) and all. :) though i didnt exerted any, haha tomorrow i shall. i'll try my hardest this time to catch someone's attention. pa hard-to-get effect lol. may the best whore win *striking a bitchy fierce look on aien* :]]

yes, i've learned

~wouldnt it be nice if everyday were an epiphany? :)

it has been a long time -- way, way long perhaps -- since the last time i wrote something sensible about my daily life in this scanty-substanced blog. ranting and venting out emotions may be helpful in some way to relieve my introvert tensions, but its time -- for me [haha, drama] -- to face life more positively. well, to recount memories of the past months, i had been cursedly torn between two polar behaviors. i had my fair share of, as everyone else has too, gloomy&dark and happypill days. but one, make that two desperate events, still etched in my frenzied mind, can explain a thing or two of what im really trying to say..

..uno: is it my angst? or my angst-sud?
*uno. espanyol, para lain naman :))
sir g had this video presentation about health assessment during one of our classes. minutes after his 'kidding'-inspired lecture, everyone was running after him as if he were some sort of celebrity or maybe a flea market vendor whos giving away 50%discount to the first 2 customers who would presumably buy his talongs. [hahaha] but i was wrong, of course. he was giving copies of the health assessment vid via usb. the bright midafternoon sunshine instantly turned black--in my imagination that is, para may drama effect-- as i raged and pressed my anger on my stress toy, aka aizlynn. though she asked me over and over why im upset, i remained quiet while letting my now-released anger hormones do the job. she describes those martin moments as "angst". im really not sure about it since my hearing was impaired and stressed during that time. i could have had heard the term she was referring to as "angst" instead of "angsud". :)) one way or another, the two are similar. still, the outcome was positive: i returned to my old blank self again..right after i received my dvd copy of the vid courtesy of menggay and co. a trifling and shallow reason indeed.

..dos: same topic, different scenario
'you could just see the dreaded and tireful looks in my classmates' faces.' albeit the stress and wearisome reactions, i was special on that very day (well, count febby too). no mixed reactions, no tantrums, just pure obsolete anger. my initial encounter with my first HA patient was unforgettable. comparing him/her with my 2 previous extremely kind and open interviewees, he/she was undoubtedly on the 11th mark of my pain rating scale. he/she was arrogant, uncommunicative, not open. what more could you ask for? while my groupmates (febby excluded) were gleeing in front of their clients, i was stuck with a forced grin trying my very best&bitchless way of being therapeutic. but the result presented that my efforts were unpralled to his/her needs. again with the "angst/angsud" comment, but this time it came from febby. fastforward-ing. two days later, i cant believe that i am undeniably attached to my client and his/her wife/husband. it was foolish of me not to consider his/her diagnoses. the compliment did help [hahaha], but it was a little understanding that achieved a closed gap between the bridge.

THEREFORE i conclude that im still happy even though those moments showed how shallow and ignorant i can be at times. if everyday were an epiphany, the point of living the unavoidable surprises of life while learning from them would had been useless or no point at all. those imaginary daily epiphanies are mere dreams, nothing but an appetizer of what heaven should taste like. meanwhile, to be positive as i have said moments ago, lets just rejoice of what life has to offer -- may they be twisted joys and smiles, this-is-the-end tears and screams, or perhaps those rare dramaqueen snapshot moments. thus [what im really trying to say is that :))] for every surpassed and hump-ahead struggles, just think of them as a new adventure we could learn from, or a math problem with limitless solutions, or a curtain-raiser prelude to eternal epiphany to make it sound better (*wink wink*). but for the mean time, an aphrodisiac appetizer wouldnt taste that bad, would it? ;)

mac vs pc

i normally dont consider myself a techie, but in contrast to my other recreational activities, i sort of have ideas and am more venerated to the this form of jargon. nonetheless, im an amateur when it comes to this stuff. :D

anywho, since im an apple fan myself, the whole wwdc `09 buzz was my appetizer for today's brunch. upon seeing the specs of the new iphone 3gs, i wasnt that swooned over my feet unlike last year's. i wished they could have done more. no new design, but theres a new os--which will also be available to old gen iphones and itouches by next week. what i like, though, about the new iphone is its claimed 2x performance + new video capture capability (30fps, that's holy sh*t for a smartphone). autofocus was also introduced to its new 3megapixel cam. i would have wanted that autofocus feature, but 3megapixels?! they could have at least made it into 5! that would have had made me drooling in front of the monitor. after all, most high-end smartphones and touchscreens have an average of 5-8megapixel cam (12 is the max. for sony's to-be-released touchscreen camphone). theyve also included a compass thing, which was already anticipated among rumors months ago. so, i wasnt that surprised. same goes to its mac os x platform counterpart. no really new shocking features, but theyve boosted up performance--a lot.

but on the bright side, theyve priced down all macs! xD
plus, theyve added a 13-inch into the macbook pro line which has a surprisingly lowered price of $1200! (the old price of a consumer-class aluminum macbook was $1300, but i think theyve also lowered it to $999 -- wild guess.) omg, thank you apple! and theyve also announced that they'll be making another macbook unibody which, I believe, will be released next year. its a big shocker that theyve lowered down the prices despite global economic failures!!

on the other side of the techworld, referring to pc borders, microsoft is definitely going to shine this year! :) no doubt. their new os, windows 7, stirred up a lot of buzz and has garnered positive feedbacks from users through its beta release. it will be available by october. its new search engine, bing.com, a reincarnation of its previous predecessor, has its fair share of limelight. ive tried it once and i find the webpage a tad bit boring. but the search engine was good, i guess. oh yeah, microsoft also has this project natal for xbox 360. i dont know what the hell is that, but, according to my friend internet, it's probably good. :))

random

anyone, care to push me off a cliff?

random thoughts:

..oh, i havent found that "perfect" template i was looking for my blog.
..i spent the whole afternoon today flickr-ing :D
..i pity my usb right now--it's bare naked.
..my room's a mess (and a bigger mess it will be when school starts).
..im currently resting from my twittermania.
..its a miracle that i havent tabbed my usual bookmarks today.
..its good that theyve cancelled school. but honestly, i was looking forward.
..is that really rufa mae quinto in the lately released episode of the HK series?
..i love making icons, either from personal shots or from flickr.
..its a huge loss that chichi wasnt included in bsn 2-a.

no more secrets

-wahaha. 'coz i was bored. xD

-it was a perfect shot. and yes, it was glariiing.

When did you last cry?
~hmm, a long, long time ago.

What was the reason you last cried?
~parting ways w/ high school friends.

Do you consider yourself an emotional person?
~noo :))

Does anything hurt on your body?
~none, i guess.

Any current scabs or bruises?
~chickiepox mark lang. :(

Are you klutsy or accident prone?
~yes, when im in my room.

Ever tripped over your own feet?
~yes, and it was humiliating.

How long has it been since you took vitamins?
~still taking 'em.

When is the last time you took medicine?
~would you consider otc's?

What was the medicine for?
~food supplement.

Ever had any illnesses or diseases?
~you mean those that require hospitalization && complicated stuff? then, none.

Do you get headaches often?
~yes, from all the school crap. :D

Do you have health insurance?
~yes, that's why i cross the road w/o looking. hahaha

Do you want plastic surgery?
~im thinking about it. hahaha

If it was free, what 1 thing would you have done?
~nose lift. hahah

How much do you think it costs to have a boob job?
~im pretty much contented w/ my own. :))

Do you have or want any tattoo's?
~axli, i want one right above my ass. hahaha

Would you consider permanent make-up?
~if i was some sort of geisha or clown.

What do you think is the perfect age to start having children?
~any age would do. :)) but i prefer adopting -- ala angelina jolie hahaha

How many children would you like to have?
~biological, about 2-3. adopted, about 6-7.

Do you already have names picked out of your future children?
~idk. i'd give 'em random names. para fun.

How effective is the pull out method when it comes to birth control?
~not that much. hahahaha.

What is your birth control method of choice?
~i dont want to sound explicit here, so im keeping the answer to myself hahaha

Ever had a pregnancy scare when you weren't planning?
~one time during first sem, i really felt pregnant. ask aiz.

Do you get along better with your mom or dad?
~pareyas kuripot, so patas lang :))

Do you consider yourself to be religious?
~sort of :]

Are you saving your money for any big purchase right now?
~no, im letting mom do that work. hahaha

If you were given 1k dollars and had to use it on 1 purchase, what would you buy?
~idk. a dslr cam would be nice. or a mac.

dasyaon!

dasyaon! since my sister is an incoming freshmen (unfortunately, of WVSU-CON, too), she told me that their classes had been postponed to 15 while i, on the other hand, will be going back to school on monday. :(

**no news is good news. in par with the previous statement, what had been covered in our orienation was definitely not just any news. after weeks of chn-ing, we'll be mountain hiking in alimodian, iloilo from 2pm-10pm. and who knows? such weekly trips may turn out into something fun. lagsanay sang aswang, for example. that would be totally kewl. ;) im getting all gibberish by just thinking about it. aien! this time mapuslan ta na spike shoes ta, dala lang ta luy-ah just in case. hahaha.

mystery of pusit

everyone has an eerie experience to tell, those stories that continue to haunt us every night whilst lurking in our dreams. those shadows, those tentacles. yes, this is our tale, the mystery of pusit.

has anyone stumbled upon that mysterious old house in front of Jaro Public Market. yes, the one that's reaally old with tarnished wooden walls and tainted paint. slowly, we [mike, ca, aiz, wayne, jm && i] entered and was greeted by a very familiar shadow -- maam j. it was horrifying. no, not her, the pusit!! "i know something bad is going to happen!" those words still echo through my blaank mind until now. after all, peppy thai is such a bizarre name. i really dont know if it does stand for pepe and taytay (assuming that maam j is [pu]taytay). hahaha.

mikel: tagpila inyu pusit?
waiter: 3php per gram, sir.
mikel: ah, teh cge, makuwa kami 3 kabilog.

i didnt find the food lucrative nor delectable, for my taste that is. really, i dont like the food there. haha, and there's no next-time for me. swear. everyone was full and (warning: scary part ahead) our check/cheque came in. everything cost us P1,700, wherein the pusit was tabbed more or less 700php. huwaaaat?! 700php?! the waiter told us the pusits we ordered weighed about 250g. if you ask me, it didnt look 250g. too bad i didnt photograph the pusit. the photo would had proven my point. oh well, lesson learned. xD

buy me one please!

thank goodness i have reasons to look forward to being in section a:
all the love triangles (wherein aien stars as one of the leading ladies haha), the english-spokening blogger, trushes, and and.. that's pretty much about it.

casio exilim ex-fh20 is HOTTTTT! santa, gift me one for christmas!*
xD

snooore

i. am totally missing bsn i-d.
ii. looking forward to jm, ca, aien and new friends' company.
iii. please, enrollment, dont be a b*tch tomorrow.
iv. new do. ugggh, short short short herr.

..short post! anyone planning to watch drag me to hell and up?
just hit me. haha :D